Software of the Month Club 1996 August/Software of the Month Club 1996 August.iso/pc/dos/edu/nuttriv/humor.ifi

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HQ00"QS00 (@CurBonus (18 @SeqCorrect =) &)
QS00"*Q000 Q001 Q002 Q003 Q004
Q000"Well, there's another bonus question under your belt!
Q001"Congratulations, you got your third bonus question!
Q002"Keep this up, and you'll have this game in the bag!
Q003"Another bonus question correct! I can't stand this!
Q004"That's it, I'm going to make the bonus questions harder!

HQ01"QS01 (@CurMissed (@CurBonus (17 @PrevCorrect =) &) &)
QS01"*Q005 Q006 Q007 Q008 Q009
Q005"Oh wow! Just couldn't make it three bonus questions in a row!
Q006"I couldn't let you get three bonus questions in a row!
Q007"After doing so well, that wasn't the time to miss a question!
Q008"I knew I could break your winning streak with that one!
Q009"Ok, now I know what bonus question to give to you!

HQ02"QS02 (17 @SeqCorrect =)
QS02"*Q010 Q011 Q012 Q013 Q014
Q010"You just love to go for those bonus questions don't ya?
Q011"Ok, you watch this bonus question, I'll get ya on this one!
Q012"You have some way of figuring these out that I haven't caught onto yet!
Q013"You must have been the one that wrote all these questions!
Q014"Lets see how you do on your third bonus question!

HQ03"QS03 (15 @SeqMissed =)
QS03"*Q015 Q016 Q017 Q018 Q019
Q015"I would give up now while your computer still works!
Q016"Funny way to win a game!
Q017"Are you sure you want to keep playing this game?
Q018"Maybe you better get another database...
Q019"If I was you I would do some studying before I play this game again!

HQ04"QS04 (16 @SeqCorrect =)
QS04"*Q020 Q021 Q022 Q023 Q024
Q020"If you get this next one right, you'll get your third bonus question!
Q021"I can't let you get this next one, that would make 15 right in a row!
Q022"One more question correct and you're back to another bonus question!
Q023"There you go again, after those bonus questions aren't you?
Q024"I can't believe how you been knocking off these questions, bonuses and all!

HQ05"QS05 (@CurBonus (12 @SeqCorrect =) &)
QS05"*Q025 Q026 Q027 Q028 Q029
Q025"Well there's another bonus question under your belt!
Q026"Congratulations, you got your second bonus question!
Q027"Keep this up and you'll have this game in the bag!
Q028"Another bonus question correct, I can't stand this!
Q029"Now I know I'm going to make the bonus questions harder!

HQ06"QS06 (@CurMissed (@CurBonus (11 @PrevCorrect =) &) &)
QS06"*Q030 Q031 Q032 Q033 Q034
Q030"And to think I gave you one of the easy bonus questions!
Q031"I know, you hit the wrong keys, right?
Q032"And to think this bonus question was easier then the last!
Q033"Boy, after doing so well with the first bonus question too!
Q034"Oh, so close to getting two bonus questions in a row!

HQ07"QS07 (11 @SeqCorrect =)
QS07"*Q035 Q036 Q037 Q038 Q039
Q035"Wow, You're still on a roll. Now for another bonus!
Q036"Keep this up and you could teach this stuff!
Q037"So where did you get the answer book to this stuff anyway?
Q038"Now I know someone is giving you the answers!
Q039"Let's see how you do on your second bonus question!

HQ08"QS08 (10 @SeqMissed =)
QS08"*Q040 Q041 Q042 Q043 Q044
Q040"I think you better read a book on this subject or something!
Q041"They give classes for this stuff in college!
Q042"If I was you, I'd figure out some way to cheat!
Q043"Are you sure you know how to play this game?
Q044"Another wrong question and I think I'm going to bring up the help menu!

HQ09"QS09 (@CurBonus (6 @SeqCorrect =) &)
QS09"*Q045 Q046 Q047 Q048 Q049
Q045"Well, there's one bonus question under your belt!
Q046"Congratulations, you got your first bonus question!
Q047"Keep this up and you'll have this game in the bag!
Q048"Hope you can do this well with all the bonus questions!
Q049"Looks like I need to make the bonus questions harder!

HQ10"QS10 (@CurMissed (@CurBonus (5 @PrevCorrect =) &) &)
QS10"*Q050 Q051 Q052 Q053 Q054
Q050"And to think I gave you one of the easy ones!
Q051"I know, you hit the wrong keys, right?
Q052"These bonus questions don't get easier, you know!
Q053"I can see you're really gonna like these bonus questions!
Q054"Oh, so close, and you blow it on the big one!

HQ11"QS11 (5 @SeqCorrect =)
QS11"*Q055 Q056 Q057 Q058 Q059
Q055"Wow, You really know how to pick 'em!
Q056"My school teacher would've been proud of you!
Q057"You sure you haven't done this before?
Q058"Ok, who's giving you all the answers?
Q059"Looks like I better start making these harder!

HQ12"QS12 (5 @SeqMissed =)
QS12"*Q060 Q061 Q062 Q063 Q064
Q060"Man, you better do some more studying!
Q061"Where did you go to school?
Q062"Jokes aside, do you understand how to play this game?
Q063"You better start cheating or something!
Q064"Come on, get with the program!

HQ13"QS13 (4 @SeqCorrect =)
QS13"*Q065 Q066 Q067 Q068 Q069
Q065"I'm getting nervous now - one more right and you get a bonus question!
Q066"This is exciting, you're almost to the bonus question.
Q067"If you blow the next one, you won't get a bonus question!
Q068"Just one more, and you get a bonus question!
Q069"Looks like the bonus question is just around the corner!

HQ14"QS14 (@CurCorrect @CurHint &)
QS14"*Q070 Q071 Q072 Q073 Q074
Q070"I thought you might need the Hint for this one!
Q071"Didn't think you could do it without that hint, huh?
Q072"Ah, that hint was a dead give away!
Q073"I guess I need to start making my hints harder!
Q074"I really didn't think you could get it with that hint!

HQ15"QS15 (@CurMissed @CurHint &)
QS15"*Q075 Q076 Q077 Q078 Q079
Q075"I guess that hint didn't do you any good!
Q076"And to think I even gave you a hint to go with that question!
Q077"Boy, that hint was a dead give away, too!
Q078"Looks like I need to make my hints easier for you!
Q079"Maybe I should have given you two hints!

HQ16"QS16 (@CurBonus ! (@CurCorrect (0 @Difficulty =) &) &)
QS16"*Q080 Q081 Q082 Q083 Q084
Q080"Looks like you should be playing intermediate mode!
Q081"Well I figure you had a 50-50 chance!
Q082"That must have been a lucky guess!
Q083"I guess I need to make these true or false questions harder!
Q084"Great job, you must have seen this one before!

HQ17"QS17 (@CurBonus ! (@CurMissed (0 @Difficulty =) &) &)
QS17"*Q085 Q086 Q087 Q088 Q089
Q085"I can't make them any easier!
Q086"You're guessing now!
Q087"What can I say? You had a 50-50 chance!
Q088"You could have done better than that if you just guessed!
Q089"I think your opponent would have gotten that one!

HQ18"QS18 (@CurBonus ! (@CurCorrect (1 @Difficulty =) &) &)
QS18"*Q090 Q091 Q092 Q093 Q094
Q090"Great job, I figure you had a 25 percent chance!
Q091"Looks like your opponent could be in for some trouble!
Q092"Keep this up and I'll make the questions a lot harder!
Q093"I think you should be in advanced mode!
Q094"Look at that, a slip of the mouse and you got the right one!

HQ19"QS19 (@CurBonus ! (@CurMissed (1 @Difficulty =) &) &)
QS19"*Q095 Q096 Q097 Q098 Q099
Q095"Maybe we should drop your level of play to Beginner!
Q096"And to think you had four choices!
Q097"I guess it'll be a while before you try advanced mode!
Q098"Looks like this multiple choice stuff might be too hard!
Q099"And to think the answer was right there on the screen!

HQ20"QS20 (@CurCorrect (2 @Difficulty =) &)
QS20"*Q100 Q101 Q102 Q103 Q104
Q100"Wow, you really are something else!
Q101"Look at that, straight out of your head!
Q102"Man, I don't know how you got the spelling correct on that one!
Q103"I was a little worried you were going to miss that!
Q104"You're doing a great job for being in Advanced Mode!

HQ21"QS21 (@CurMissed (2 @Difficulty =) &)
QS21"*Q105 Q106 Q107 Q108 Q109
Q105"Looks like this mode might be a little tough on you!
Q106"Sorry, but You need to be a little bit more precise.
Q107"Looks like you need to drop back to intermediate mode!
Q108"You better practice up at a lower level first!
Q109"Come on, even I can type that answer correctly!